Take BetaGirl to the Gap - picking out school clothes is the highlight of the school year.
Note - if Mom holds up any article of clothing and says "How about this?" the answer will be "No." Keep your mouth shut and drink your latte.
BetaMom needs to find a baby shower gift for someone she actually likes. (Who is hopefully not reading this.) Hmmm.... what cool things can we find on the internet. Gong to a store is so Alpha.
So far this is what we have found:
Fancy Schmancy:
Cute & Fun:
The Stuff You Really Need: