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Back to School @ the Gap

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Take BetaGirl to the Gap - picking out school clothes is the highlight of the school year.

Note - if Mom holds up any article of clothing and says "How about this?" the answer will be "No." Keep your mouth shut and drink your latte.

September 01, 2006 in Shopping, ie, Target | Permalink | Comments (0)

Baby Shower Gifts

BetaMom needs to find a baby shower gift for someone she actually likes. (Who is hopefully not reading this.) Hmmm.... what cool things can we find on the internet. Gong to a store is so Alpha.

So far this is what we have found:

Fancy Schmancy:
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Cute & Fun:
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The Stuff You Really Need:
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June 07, 2006 in Shopping, ie, Target | Permalink | Comments (0)

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Beta Room Mom

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