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The Britney Chronicles: I'll Tumble For Ya

Brit2_3

Former BetaRating: Delta Mom

Wanna feel like a better mom? Check out this excellent movie of Britney's trip with baby SFed.

Demoted again.

Current BetaRating: EpsilonMom

Just a thought - as much as Britney makes us feel superior, it's not like some BetaMoms have never carried the baby outside, slammed their heads into the open garage door, momentarily passed out, dropped the baby, and sat on the sidewalk wondering what happened. So let's not feel so superiour ladies, remember - superiority is so alpha...

May 21, 2006 in BetaBritney | Permalink | Comments (0)

The Britney Chronicles: Oops, I did it again...

Britney

Former BetaRating: GammaMom

I am sure that everyone has heard that Britney had another carseat... uh... incident that was photographed by the stalkerazzi.

Seriously. Brit - don't you know that people are watching you? Pick up your game a little. You have been demoted to DeltaMom. (Yes, I had to look up what comes after gamma.)

Current BetaRating: DeltaMom

May 21, 2006 in BetaBritney | Permalink | Comments (0)

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