That was Betateen's first question, when informed that the AlphaSport she plays conducts random drug testing.
"What's the difference?"
"One is three days, one is three months."
"Oh. How do you know that?"
"Duh. Everyone knows that."
"Oh. Okay. Hair."
Betateen is 15.
When Betamom was 15, only the drugs were different.
But the drug testing?
Just Pee.
And we had to record Love Boat and Fantasy Island on our VCRs.
On actual videotape.
And there was no such thing as Diet Coke.
And they only had frozen yoghurt in one place in town.
And no Starbucks.
And no Facebook.
And no Blahgs.
And no Betamom.
Ah, those were the days.
They sound awful.
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