So Betakid started Alpha Academy today.
After a six year campaign of check writing, notes on stationery writing, phone calling, string pulling and groveling, The Child has finally attended her first day of school. Mommy's a whore with a heart of gold, and she did it all for her little girl.
Today's report from BetaKid: "This was the best day of my life. This is the best school ever. I love it a thousand times around the earth."
Awwwwwww.
PS. Yes, I know, this can't last. She will have a meltdown tomorrow. Just let me enjoy it while I can, before the Ambien kicks in.
